So, I know this is going to sound completely absurd and crazy...but in case you don't already know...I am terrified of deer! Everytime I see them while driving, I do everything I can to avoid driving by them. My brother makes fun of me, but I don't care. I'm still terrified. Maybe I had an extremely horrific experience with the "Grandma got Ran Over by a Reindeer" song as a child...Who knows? All I know is that I just about got run over by a deer myself about five minutes ago. I walked out of my front door and toward my car, just as a deer came pouncing around the corner of my house, missing me by not more than an inch! No joke--it really happened, and I about peed my pants (after almost falling down the porch stairs as a result of jumping and screaming hysterically). Seriously...look at the picture above and tell me those eyes aren't evil.
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